Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Its Great to be a Florida Gator

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

My Father?

Monday, January 23, 2006

Colts Choke Press Release

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Good Luck!



Detroit Lion Football Team President Matt Millen wishes newly highered head coach Rod Marinelli good luck on his new job. Ya good luck trying to win with the Lions. Oh by the way, I hope your Offensive playbook has a shitload of 3 wide sets for you 3 excellant WR's. Oh and I hope your Defensive playbook has a play where you can actually stop the other team from scoring. He (Rad Ram Rod) is supposedly a defensive guru so we will see how that shapes up. D-town is already pissed about the hiring (suprise!). Oh well, who gives a shit about the lions anways.

Hold me Back



Antonio Davis bout ruined somebodies shit up at the United Center in ChiTown. Some drunk dude and Davis' wife got into an argument during the game causing Antonio to go up in the stands to try and protect her. Davis would later comment on the situation saying, "I thought that mother fucker was gonna hurt my women and steal my post-game Popeyes! I wasnt gonna allow that bitch to touch 1 my chicken and 2 my women." The moral of the story, this event casued Antonio Davis to move faster than he has during his 10+ year NBA tenure.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

One Pete



www.onepete.com

I thought that this was a pretty good idea. Support them if you do too.

Poor poor pete carroll, NO ONE LIKES YOU!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Why I Hate Rocky Top



The Fat Walrus on the left it Phillip Fulmer, Head Thug of Tennessee. He pretty much told on Alabama for illegal recruiting and on the man on the right, Logan Young. Come on, Logan Young has been helping recruiting here and there for 'Bama since the good ole days of Bear Bryant. He was convicted to 6 months in a Federal Prision. Yikes! Meanwhile, what does the Fat Walrus get in return, yes thats right a 5-6 season. There you go. That is what you get for fucking with Bama. Asshole. I hate you Tennessee Volunteers and your Coach. Best of luck taddle tails.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Fasano to NFL


Notre Dame TE Anthony Fasano has decided to forgo his 5th year senior year and enter himself into the 2006 NFL draft. Oh well shit happens I guess. ND is deep at the TE position but it is still a huge loss for the Irish. I hate USC by the way, I just thought that I should just throw that in there too. With the first pick in the 2006 NFL Draft, the Houston Texans select....Reggie Bussssssshhhhhhh

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Down goes the Dark Side


Such a great day. The Texas Longhorns pull off the upset and the Trojans of SoCal are down and out. Vince Young put on an unbelievable show running for 200 yds on 19 carries and completing 30/40 passes for 267 yds. WOW! As the poster child of USC Matt Lienart decided to run around for 7-8 seconds and throw an incomplete pass to end the game as time expired. Thanks dumbfuck for coming back for another year, oh ya and Matt, you might want to learn on taking a loss a little better when being interviewed as you are most likely gonna be going to a nfl loser . Oh well. 41-38 TEXAS!!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

King Kong Whopper


Holy shit!!! This thing is huge! It is as if people decided to kill Kong and give a little bit of his body to every BK in the world. WOW it is huge though. I am truly at a loss of words with this monster. So the story behind this is that me and 4 of my buddies decided to order one of these things. We asked for 5 king kong whoppers. The lady was in complete shock. She wanted to make sure and then took her time to get us our little piece of the kong.

ND: Not good enough...yet


Terrible performance by the ND Irish in the Fiesta Bowl against THE osu. ND is still a ways away from success. The offense is there, and will always be there. Charlie is going to make sure of that. But the Defense is still under construction. Hopefully this top 10 recruiting class can help out with it, as anticipated. I cant wait to hear about how bad ND is when I go back to school and from every other ND hater in the world. I am just gonna smile, talk shit about their team, and then wait 2-3 years. By then ND will become a nice little dynasty and will be winning at least 10 games a year, at least. Until then, I will just smile and accept the truth: FUCK EVERYONE THAT DISLIKES NOTRE DAME.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Things Do Not Always Go As Planned

OPERATION NIGHTCRAWLER HAS BEEN SUSPENDED INDEFINETLY
REPEAT: OPERATION NIGHTCRAWLER HAS BEEN SUSPENDED INDEFINETLY.

PLEASE BE ADVISED CEASE ALL OPERATIONS UNDER CODE NAME NIGHTCRAWLER IMMEDIATLY. THIS TRANSMISSION IS TO SERVE AS OFFICAL NOTICE TO SUSPEND OPERATION NIGHTCRAWLER INDEFINETLY. REINSTATEMENT OF OPERATION NIGHTCRAWLER WILL BE DETERMINED BY OTHERS.

NOTE: THIS IS NOT TO SERVE AS A PROJECT TERMINATION NOTICE - SUSPENSION ONLY.

WILL INFORM.

ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF TRANSMISSION.

AUTHENTIFICATION:

ECHO ALPHA PAPA BRAVO RINGO CHARLIE

My Medal of Honor

As told to Lt. Sgt. Dan B. on his journey...

You are about to embarq(s) on a great campaign. Across the vast expanse of the corn fields of Indiana to the front line of the battle field. The legend continues. Equal distance as that of your sibling (the bird of prey) both having equally dangerous and important missions. Some of you may not be coming back. I have assigned a ranger to see after the bird of prey. You however must accomplish your mission solo. Remember: you are the first and last line of defense. The front line is everywhere. In special forces we train our men to stay alive. On a quiet summer night you can hear Susie storm the pantry. Just like Normandy. Keep attacking until you gain a foothold. And then, don't stop until they are finished! You know what'cha gotta do! "You can never go home again." Back here you won't even be able to get a job parking cars! If you go into a bar and some Vietnamese kid says "shine, please, shine," make hast and grab Trevor. Remember Dad's 1953 R.V.? When you get back we're gonna cruise till the wheels fall off. Don't loose your legs to a chop-block. Word of advise: make your presence known. First day walk into the locker room and announce your arrival. I suggest a hearty "whoop-whoop-whoop!". That'll do donkey, that'll do. I feel it incumbent upon me to inform you that there may be a spy infiltrating our ranks. A double agent. I suspect him to be a Cuban nationalist. A dirty communist. Code name "Boz". Otherwise known as Sergeant Santiago Bostique. Intel has been keeping him under close surveillance. I recently caught the end of a transmission containing the phrase "don't leave early!" I can only speculate as to the meaning behind these words. Some of our friends in Intel have suggested that it may be regarding an invasion, which many believe to be immanent. I recommend all pick up a weapon and stand a post. I've been in many shitty situations, but none has ever sucked as much ass as this. If I would have known what I know now, I would have killed myself a long time ago. Then again, I still might. All I ever wanted to do was get out, get anywhere, get all the way to the F.B.I. Now all I ever think about is ways to get back. Of course, I don't think they'll set up any road blocks. Not for an old crook like me. I saw an automobile once. Now they're everywhere! The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. Boz has made it clear that it is his opinion that you are not the man for this mission. "No way he can make it on the outside." "I don't think the boy can handle it." But if you are the chosen one and you are to fulfill the prophecy, then you must go. Unless of course misread the prophecy was. Boz has insisted that he be the one to carry out the next mission. He has even went so far as to say that he "will resign" if he is not to be chosen. Only a communist deals in absolutes. I sense great fear in him. The council does not approve of his actions nor trust him. If you should come into contact with him, it is the wish of the council that you report all his dealings to the council. You will become a Jedi. I promise. I eagerly await your return. Until that time I will be sharpening my skills under the direction and supervision of General Glon. That is, until the time you are assigned your own unit. General Walkinfart wishes you luck on your journey, as do I. May the force be with you.

Adventure, excitement......a Jedi craves not these things.
Should you come into contact with any Code Red, please take pictures.

Commander Nic B.

Go Noles ?



Soooo ya these are a couple of chicks who "escorted me around campus" on my offical to FSU...It was a pretty good trip

THE EVIL COOKIE MONSTER

What will the people of Ithica do. The evil cookie monster has attacked their city and is causing much damage and death. The monster has even took a bite out of the kfc colonial. Nothin can stop him! What to do what to do. This seems like a job for a tough-minded individual. But who can be called on to succed?

Chuck Norris

ø Chuck Norris is Saddam Husseins evil twin

ø Used for convicts on death row now, the lethal injection of Chuck Norris' piss
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