Tuesday, January 31, 2006

My Father?

Monday, January 23, 2006

Colts Choke Press Release

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Good Luck!



Detroit Lion Football Team President Matt Millen wishes newly highered head coach Rod Marinelli good luck on his new job. Ya good luck trying to win with the Lions. Oh by the way, I hope your Offensive playbook has a shitload of 3 wide sets for you 3 excellant WR's. Oh and I hope your Defensive playbook has a play where you can actually stop the other team from scoring. He (Rad Ram Rod) is supposedly a defensive guru so we will see how that shapes up. D-town is already pissed about the hiring (suprise!). Oh well, who gives a shit about the lions anways.

Hold me Back



Antonio Davis bout ruined somebodies shit up at the United Center in ChiTown. Some drunk dude and Davis' wife got into an argument during the game causing Antonio to go up in the stands to try and protect her. Davis would later comment on the situation saying, "I thought that mother fucker was gonna hurt my women and steal my post-game Popeyes! I wasnt gonna allow that bitch to touch 1 my chicken and 2 my women." The moral of the story, this event casued Antonio Davis to move faster than he has during his 10+ year NBA tenure.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

One Pete



www.onepete.com

I thought that this was a pretty good idea. Support them if you do too.

Poor poor pete carroll, NO ONE LIKES YOU!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Why I Hate Rocky Top



The Fat Walrus on the left it Phillip Fulmer, Head Thug of Tennessee. He pretty much told on Alabama for illegal recruiting and on the man on the right, Logan Young. Come on, Logan Young has been helping recruiting here and there for 'Bama since the good ole days of Bear Bryant. He was convicted to 6 months in a Federal Prision. Yikes! Meanwhile, what does the Fat Walrus get in return, yes thats right a 5-6 season. There you go. That is what you get for fucking with Bama. Asshole. I hate you Tennessee Volunteers and your Coach. Best of luck taddle tails.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Fasano to NFL


Notre Dame TE Anthony Fasano has decided to forgo his 5th year senior year and enter himself into the 2006 NFL draft. Oh well shit happens I guess. ND is deep at the TE position but it is still a huge loss for the Irish. I hate USC by the way, I just thought that I should just throw that in there too. With the first pick in the 2006 NFL Draft, the Houston Texans select....Reggie Bussssssshhhhhhh

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Down goes the Dark Side


Such a great day. The Texas Longhorns pull off the upset and the Trojans of SoCal are down and out. Vince Young put on an unbelievable show running for 200 yds on 19 carries and completing 30/40 passes for 267 yds. WOW! As the poster child of USC Matt Lienart decided to run around for 7-8 seconds and throw an incomplete pass to end the game as time expired. Thanks dumbfuck for coming back for another year, oh ya and Matt, you might want to learn on taking a loss a little better when being interviewed as you are most likely gonna be going to a nfl loser . Oh well. 41-38 TEXAS!!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

King Kong Whopper


Holy shit!!! This thing is huge! It is as if people decided to kill Kong and give a little bit of his body to every BK in the world. WOW it is huge though. I am truly at a loss of words with this monster. So the story behind this is that me and 4 of my buddies decided to order one of these things. We asked for 5 king kong whoppers. The lady was in complete shock. She wanted to make sure and then took her time to get us our little piece of the kong.

ND: Not good enough...yet


Terrible performance by the ND Irish in the Fiesta Bowl against THE osu. ND is still a ways away from success. The offense is there, and will always be there. Charlie is going to make sure of that. But the Defense is still under construction. Hopefully this top 10 recruiting class can help out with it, as anticipated. I cant wait to hear about how bad ND is when I go back to school and from every other ND hater in the world. I am just gonna smile, talk shit about their team, and then wait 2-3 years. By then ND will become a nice little dynasty and will be winning at least 10 games a year, at least. Until then, I will just smile and accept the truth: FUCK EVERYONE THAT DISLIKES NOTRE DAME.
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